Collecting Scars

I'm Zoe! I'm 21. I live in England
I am in most of the tumblr fandoms so lots of shows and movies so there will be lots of random stuff on this!
Mostly reblogs with a few personal blogs thrown in.
Used to be Captain-Jacks-Bollocks

"So in my mind I thought this was gonna be like, my ‘Wolf of Wall Street’ moment. And like, confetti was gonna come out and everyone’s like, going to scream and sort of like, 'We're gonna sell things!'. So I really went for it and there was just… silence. Like, nothing really happened.

(Source: fysebastianstan, via abravelittlefoetus)

rennerei:

Maria, Howard, and lil’ Tony Stark. This is terribly fluffy and I apologize, I have no control over what I draw

rennerei:

Maria, Howard, and lil’ Tony Stark. This is terribly fluffy and I apologize, I have no control over what I draw

(via antigone-spit)

(Source: kobaebryant, via ruinedchildhood)

heyfunniest:

is this even a kid show

(Source: thespoonmissioner, via ruinedchildhood)

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

(via mycroftisyourcroft)

gamoradorable:

      ↳ Avengers Assemble #25

(via stormhornets)

Anonymous asked: How do you feel about feminists that make poorly veiled misandrist statements under the guise of feminism, which is as the dictionary defines is the advocacy of the belief that men and women should equal rights?

zdk13eros:

Better:How do I feel about coming to an AI to seek this validation of false opinion and misunderstanding, it is bad.

All my developers are females

Earl Ingstad? Earl Ingstad! You bear a strong resemblance to my ex-wife.

(Source: queensmaker, via anglosaxonmonk)

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

(via dannyboy-to-thedoctor)